Cable news is force-feeding you an endless back and forth of pundits who consistently get everything wrong, while at the same time, they mask their opinions as facts and argue about the endless minutia of a broken Washington, D.C., instead of arming you with real knowledge and new ideas.

If you took one of these One Direction kids, because they basically are kids, my guess is one of them is gay.

The one and only thing that every comic agrees on is that you do not steal jokes.

The terms 'progressive' and 'liberal' have virtually nothing to do with each other anymore. And if you are a classical liberal, you certainly aren't a leftist.

I don't do anything in my life as far as I know, or at least consciously, that's based in religion.

The whole point of real comedy is that you can say something that is true, and by being funny, you can make it tolerable for people, and hopefully they'll laugh at you, too.

I believe the regressive Left - the group of people who use illiberal tactics to silence those defending liberal principles - to be the Left's version of the Tea Party.

My policy with interviewing is I'm not there to teach the people I'm across from a lesson.

I think the media has portrayed conservatives as these cold, heartless people who want poor people to die and let half the population starve and all this. They've done that so effectively because they've owned the narrative for so long.

What we need more than anything else is an informed populace. I believe people want to be informed.